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He ran the sword, which was as about as deadly as a laser pointer, through Frank's chest a few times.
"Ouch," Frank said, just to be nice.
"They want to cook you and eat you," she said distastefully, "which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible."
I know a bunch of people put this but...
Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
Mars (Roman, Ares in Greek)
He had an idea, but it seemed crazy- even crazier than a family moving from Greece to Rome to China to Canada...
A villainous laugh is hard to pull off when you're wearing pink bunny slippers, but Phineas gave it his best shot.
“I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.”
They're Lares. House gods."
"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?”
This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
"Very funny, Piper.”
“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda.”
" 'You seem clean,' Terminus decided. 'Do you have anything to declare?' 'Yes,' Percy replied. 'I declare this stupid' "
"The store had a hand-painted sign that read: MOOSE PASS GAS.
'That’s just wrong,' Frank said." (pg 416)
"What are these guys?" he (Frank) whispered. "Canadians," Percy said. Frank leaned away from him. "Excuse me?" "Uh, no offence," Percy said. "That's what Annabeth called them when I fought them before. She said they live in the north, in Canada." "Yeah, well," Frank grumbled, "we're in Canada, I'm Canadian. But I've never seen one of those things before." - Frank Zhang and Percy Jackson. XXXIII, FRANK
"You dimwit!" Euryale screeched. " You're not supposed to tell him that! He won't eat the weiners if you tell him they're poisoned!"
Stheno looked stunned. " He won't? But I said it would be quick and painless."
The snake-haired ladies were starting to annoy Percy. The should have died three days ago when he dropped a crate of bowling balls on them at the Napa BaTrgain Market. They should have died when he ran over them with a police car in Martinez. They definitely should have died when he cut off their heads in Tilden Park. No matter how many times Percy killed them and watched them crumble to powder, they just kept reforming like large evil dust bunnies.
He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank could think was: Please don't let there be an app for reaping souls
“You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing."
"Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too."
Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?”
As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed commuter trying to push him off with the wipers. "Stupid 16-year-old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!”
And yes, I know im adding too many quotes. i cant help it!